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#1 2020-02-23 00:43:35

ganesh
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Frog Jokes - 1

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
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Q: What’s a frog’s favorite game?
A: It's croak-et!
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Q: What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
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Q: How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
A: They sit eggsaminations!
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Q: Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A: Because they always make jump shots.
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Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad!
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Q: What do you call a talking frog?
A: A quantum leap.
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