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#1 2020-02-27 00:40:19

ganesh
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Frog Jokes - 3

Q: What do toads drink?
A: Croak-a-cola!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A: A hoppercraft!
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Q: Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
A: He was afraid of getting toad!
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Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In the riverbanks!
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Q: What do frogs drink?
A: Hot croako!
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Q: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A: Star Warts!
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Q: Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
A: Because he was newt to the area!
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