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#1 2020-03-02 01:09:35

ganesh
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Frog Jokes - 5

Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied!
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Q: What does a frog in McDonalds eat?
A: French Flies.
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Q: Where do you get frogs eggs?
A: At the spawn shop!
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Q: What does a frog say when it sees something great?
A: Toadly awesome!
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Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits!
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Q: How does a frog win a gold medal?
A: In the long jump.
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Q: What do you call a frog spy?
A: A croak and dagger agent!
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