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#1 2020-03-10 00:31:15

ganesh
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Shark Jokes - 2

Q: How do you make a shark laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.
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Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship?
A: "Its ok, there are plenty of other birds in the sky".
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Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
A: Jaw-va.
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Q: What was the nerd shark's favorite programming language?
A: Jaw-va.
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Q: What do sharks eat for dessert?
A: Octo-pie.
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Q: What does a snowshark give you?
A: Frost bites.
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Q: Whats the Great White Sharks favorite candy?
A: The Jaw-Breaker!
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