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#1 2020-03-12 00:32:25

ganesh
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Shark Jokes - 3

Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: 'Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.'
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Q: What is a shark's favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
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Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
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Q: How did the crazy shark become normal again?
A: Electro shark therapy.
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Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!
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Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!
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Q: What do sharks use before attacking surfers?
A: Sun Scream.
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