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#1 2020-03-18 00:35:36

ganesh
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Shark Jokes - 6

Q: What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
A: Finsbook.
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Q: Why didn’t the lumberjack shark believe in God?
A: He chose log-shark (logic).
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Q: What is King Arthur’s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.
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Q: What was the marine biologist's kid's excuse for not having his homework?
A: "My shark ate it!"
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Q: What do sharks call human children?
A: Appetizers.
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Q: What is the keenest kind of shark?
A: A swellshark!
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