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#1 2020-03-22 00:45:24

ganesh
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Snake Jokes - 2

Q: Did you hear about the snake love letter?
A: He sealed it with a hiss.
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Q: If you crossed a snake with a robin, what kind of bird would you get?
A: A swallow!
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Q: Why couldn't the female snake have any babies?
A: Because she'd had a hiss-terectomy!
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Q: Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?
A: She thought the joke was hisss-terical.
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Q: Why are snakes so good at rapping?
A: They rap around there prey!
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Q: How does a snake shoot something?
A: With a boa and arrow!
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Q: What's the wrong time to reason with a snake?
A: When it's throwing a hissy fit.
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