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#1 2020-03-26 00:29:58

ganesh
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Snake Jokes - 4

Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
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Q: What do you call taking a selfie with a rattlesnake?
A: A missssss-take.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who crossed the snake mafia?
A: He was given the hiss of death.
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Q: What do you call a snake that builds things?
A: A boa constructor!
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Q: What do you call a snake that only eats desert?
A: A pie-thon.
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