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#1 2020-04-01 00:34:57

ganesh
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Worm Jokes - 2

Q: Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
A: They can lighten your load!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A: A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
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Q: What is a worm's favorite band?
A: Mud!
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Q: How do you make a glow worm happy?
A: Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
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Q: What is the maggot army called?
A: The Apple Corps!
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Q: Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
A: Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
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Q: What does a turtle do during winter?
A: Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
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Q: What kind of computer does a worm have?
A: A Macintosh.
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