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#1 2020-04-05 00:28:42

ganesh
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Penguin Jokes - 1

Q: What’s a penguins favorite relative?
A: Aunt Arctica!
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Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers!
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Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!
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Q: Where do penguins go swimming?
A: At the South Pool!
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Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.
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Q: What's black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
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Q: What do penguins wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.
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