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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Easter Jokes

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.
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Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A: Because an egg beater!
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Q: What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
A: 14 carrot gold.
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Q: Why didn't the easter egg cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken yet!
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Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!
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