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#1 2020-04-17 00:54:41

ganesh
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Leap Day Jokes - 2

Q: What did baby kangaroo say to mama kangaroo?
A: Don't leap me hanging.
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Q: What does a lawyer do on Leap Day?
A: Jump to conclusions.
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Q: Why don't lions like Leap Day?
A: Because they are always jumping through hoops.
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Q: Why did the sprinter get disqualified on Leap Day?
A: He tried to jump the gun.
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Q: What does a butterfly do on Leap Day?
A: Jump out of his own skin.
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Q: What is a frog's favorite time of year?
A: Leap Day.
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