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#1 2020-04-27 00:23:57

ganesh
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Fly Jokes - 1

Q: What did papa firefly tell mama firefly?
A: Isn't our son too bright for his age!
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Q: What do you call a Fly without wings?
A: A walk.
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Q: What do you call a Fly with no wings or legs?
A: A roll.
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Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
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Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: Because the spider spied 'er.
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Q: What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
A: A firefly with a short circuit!
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Q: Which fly makes films?
A: Stephen Speilbug!
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