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#1 2020-04-29 00:27:01

ganesh
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Fly Jokes - 2

Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
A: The one in the sugar bowl!
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Q: Why were the flies playing football in sauce?
A:  They where playing for the cup!
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Q: What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
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Q: What do Fireflies eat at a restraint?
A: A light meal.
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Q: Why do fireflies like the rain?
A: Because they are lightning bugs!
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Q: How do you make a firefly happy?
A: Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
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Q: What do you call a fly that can dance?
A: A jitterbug.
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