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#1 2020-05-01 00:55:35

ganesh
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Fly Jokes - 3

Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: Ready steady glow!
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Q: What do you call a fly that is ill?
A: The flew.
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Q: What did one firefly say to the other?
A: Got to glow now!
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Q: Why was the fly looking for the garbage can?
A: Because he was a litterbug.
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Q: Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
A: He was light fingered!
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Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room!
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