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#1 2020-06-27 01:02:15

Registered: 2005-06-28
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A Few More Trick Questions And Answers - 3

Q: Where do bulls receive their notice papers and messages?
A: On the bull-etin board!
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Q: Why did Tweety go to see the doctor?
A: To get a tweetment [treatment]!
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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope when they met for their first date?
A: You stick with me, and I will take you places!
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Q: Do you know why the joke about the block of butter was kept under wraps?
A: Because it would spread if you talked about it!
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Q: Why does the leopard find it difficult to play hide and seek?
A: Because the leopard is always spotted!
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Q: What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
A: It just wooden go [wouldn’t]!
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Q: What is the best thing to call a pile of kittens?
A: You can call it a meow-ntain [mountain]!!
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#2 2020-06-27 02:26:42

666 bro
From: Flatland
Registered: 2019-04-26
Posts: 524

Re: A Few More Trick Questions And Answers - 3

These jokes are very hilarious.

"An equation for me has no meaning, unless it expresses a thought of God"- Srinivasa ramanujan


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