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#1 2020-10-08 17:32:18

ganesh
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More Rabbit Jokes - 1

Q: What do rabbits say before they eat?
A: Lettuce pray.
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
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Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!
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Q: What's the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
A: One is a fit bunny, and the other's a bit funny!
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Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A: Deviled eggs!
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Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A: A 14 carrot ring!
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