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#1 2021-03-11 23:51:16

ganesh
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More Polar Bear Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.
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Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
A: It just presses the "paws" button.
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Q: How do you keep a polar bear from charging?
A: Insist that it pay cash!
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Q: What did the polar bear put on the sign when seals were very scarce?
A: "Tourists Welcome!"
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Q: What do you call a dream in which polar bears are attacking you?
A: A bitemare!
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Q: What do polar bears like to eat in the cold?
A: A "brrr"-"grrr"!
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Q: Why did the polar bear cross the road?
A: To get some bearrys.
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