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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 10
Q: What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?
A: You join his fang club.
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Q: Where do ghosts go for a swim?
A: The Dead Sea.
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Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
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Q: What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
A: Lots of blood tests.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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