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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 52

Were French fries originally made in France?
Nope, French fries have always been made in Greece!
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I know that I'm fat but I’d be really rich in Britain.
There they measure their wealth in pounds.
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The 3 unwritten rules of business:

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Two egotists started a fight.
It was an I for an I.
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Notice on a shoe repair shop:
I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
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