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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 54

Have you heard about this dude who had to have his left leg and left arm amputated after a car crash?
-- He's all right now.“
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Why don’t teddy bears ever really eat at their picnics?
- Because they’re already stuffed.
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Is it really wise to invest with somebody called a "broker"?
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, one, but the light bulb really has to change itself.
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Coffee is the silent victim in our house.
It gets mugged every day.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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