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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 56

Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back.
I think it would be truly alarming.
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I spent days making a wooden car with wooden wheels.
It just wooden work.
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Thank you, my arms, for always being there by my side.
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Aim for the stars!
But first take care of the bodyguards.
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Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
You can see right through it.
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