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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 62

What would you call a female magician in the desert?
A sandwich.
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What’s the difference between a sticker, a tuna, and a piano?"
"No idea."
"You could tuna piano, but you couldn’t piano a tuna."
"Oh. And what’s with the sticker?"
"I knew you'd get stuck there."
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Why did the banana have to go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling too well.
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Why did Billy throw his pocket watch out of the window?
Because he heard his parents saying that time flies.
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Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime, no problem!
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