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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 93

Two fish meet.
One says: “Blubb”.
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Two sheep are sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean.
A nothing floats along and passes by the boat.
One sheep remarks, “Did you see that?”
The other one says, “No…”
First sheep agrees, “Me neither.”
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What does a skeleton say when he enters a bar?
BONEjour!
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What is green, small, hairy and has three white points?
Well - nothing, really.
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A man goes with his daughter in a forest.
“Look a mushroom!” points the dad.
The mushroom turns around and says, “So what?!”
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Two walls meet at the corner. 
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