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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,327

One liners - 52

In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact.
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Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down and I will make you pay... You have my Word!
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It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative.
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Just asked my wife what she's "burning up for dinner" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.