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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,395

One liners - 109

I'm seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.
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Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.
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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
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Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver!
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The human brain is one of the most complex objects in the universe. Is it any wonder that so many people never learn to use it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.