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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,179

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
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30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown.
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Do you know why I make puns? Because it's my respunsibility.
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Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.