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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 196

Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."
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I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it.
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Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
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How do we know the earth isn't flat? If it were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.
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Dear men, "I don't want anything for Valentine's Day" is the same as "I'm fine." You're welcome.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.