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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 323

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
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I caught my neighborhood stealing my red food dye... When he was caught red handed he said "I'm gonna dye".
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How do most men define a wedding? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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Parenting is easy once you learn the secret. For the love of god, please tell me the secret.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.