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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,365

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God sees everything. Neighbors – even more... Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are...
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Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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My least favorite color is orange. I hate it more than yellow and red combined.
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If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.