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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,361

One liners - 549

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today. Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
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While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.
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You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them.
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Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright!
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I'll never forget the first time we met. But I'll keep trying.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.