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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,361

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I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
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A cat sauntered in and sat at the bar. "Tuna", ordered the cat. "Salad or sandwich?" Asked The bartender. "What do you think I am a human?"
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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a shopping mall.
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I can feel myself slipping into screensaver mode every 10 minutes.
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"Dad, how do stars die?" "Usually an overdose."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.