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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 551

What's the difference between people and tin foil? Tin foil doesn't wrinkle as it oldens.
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What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist? A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
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I sat next to a man on the park bench. He had 9 watches on one wrist and 5 in the other. I said man "you sure do have a lot of time on your hands.
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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that starts with "A new poll suggests."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

zandy411

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Registered: 2023-11-25

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Re: One liners - 551

What's an egg's favorite dance? The scramble!