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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,362

One liners - 553

I can feel myself slipping into screensaver mode every 10 minutes.
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I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
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You are one well-defined function!
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I'm rubber and you're glue. She's tape. He's a stapler. Those guys are paper clips. All my friends are office supplies.
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What's the difference between women and wine? Wine gets better with age.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.