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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,277

One liners - 576

Don't drink and drive because you might spill the drink.
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Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
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What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!
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How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house? Welcome to 127.0.0.1
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Ice-T was diagnosed with Parkinsons. Now he's using the stage name Chocolate Shake.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.