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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,280

One liners - 581

Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.
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I'm having this recurring dream where I think I'm a horse. Last five nights on the trot...
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Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
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Why can't the Christmas tree stand up? It doesn't have legs.
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Don't drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
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Kyla Lee

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Registered: 2023-12-22

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Re: One liners - 581

This made my day, very helpful, thank you!

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KylaLee