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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,273

One liners - 587

Going apple picking would be cool if you don't know grocery stores exist.
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I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.
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Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving.
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What does one ho plus two ho make? A jolly Santa.
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I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don't know whose side I'm on.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.