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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,332

One liners - 619

It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an Alcoholic Anonymous
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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game? All the fans left!
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My wife is going to qualify for free shipping no matter how much it costs.
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For years, I struggled with dyslexia. Mostly because I was spelling it wrong.
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I just got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
Turns out people don't like it when you go the extra mile for them.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.