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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Banana Jokes - I

Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel!
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Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: (sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na....! Banana..na....!
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Q: What do you call two banana skins?
A: A pair of slippers.
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Q: When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing?
A: What else but Peelings?
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Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well.
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