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#1 2024-07-22 21:14:35

Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXXVI

Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
Because you dribble on the floor!
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What did the digital watch say to his grandfather?
Look grandpa no hands!
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Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
To the Baa Baa shop!
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What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
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What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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