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Q: What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
A: The Netcracker suite.
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Q: Where did the hamburger go to dance?
A: At the Meat ball.
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Q: Where do one-legged dancers go for Breakfast?
A: Ihop.
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Q: What do tired line dancers do?
A: They Line Down.
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Q: What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
A: An Ocean "Liner".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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