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Jai Ganesh

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Dancer Jokes - V

Q: What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
A: An Ocean "Liner".
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Q: What kind of dance do buns do?
A: Abundance.
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Q: What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
A: A One Liner!
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Q: Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
A: Because they both looked sharp!
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Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight!
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