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#1 2025-09-19 13:45:26
- Jai Ganesh
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Lumberjack Jokes - II
Q: What did the tree say to the lumberjack?
A: Leaf me alone.
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Q: What did the tree say to lumberjack as he was going home?
A: What a re-leaf.
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Q: Why did the cat run away from the lumberjacks?
A: He was afraid of their bark.
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Q: What does a lumberjack have in common with a preschooler?
A: They can both count to tree.
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Q: Why don't lumberjacks pee in a tree?
A: There might be a squirrel in there looking for nuts.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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