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#1 2025-10-20 14:33:51
- Jai Ganesh
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Apple Jokes - V
Q: What kind of apple has a short temper?
A: A crab apple.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: Pineapple.
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Q: What is the left side of an apple?
A: The part that you don't eat.
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Q: How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?
A: Puff pastry !
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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