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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Blue Berry Jokes

Q: What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
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Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.
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Q: What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
A: If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!
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Patient: Doctor, there is a berry growing out of my head.
Doctor: Oh, that's easy. Just put some cream on it!
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Q: What do you call a blueberry that uses foul language?
A: Berry Rude.
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Q: How many grams of protein are in a blueberry pi?
A: 3.14159265...
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