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- Jai Ganesh
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Carrot Jokes - IV
Q: What do you call a vegetable with a sense of humor?
A: Carrot Top.
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Q: Why did the Ukrainian turn his carrot around?
A: He wanted to start the orange revolution!
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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing you.
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Q: What's a vegetable's favourite casino game?
A: Baccarrot!
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Q: What does the Carrot priest say at church?
A: "Lettuce Pray".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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