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Jai Ganesh

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Cauliflower Jokes - II

Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert.
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Q: What happened to the vegetable on the street corner?
A: She was arrested for being a Cauli-girl.
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Q: Where did the cauliflower go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
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A guy walks into the doctor's office.
A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cauliflower in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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