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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cherry Jokes - IV

Q: What does a cherry say at the end of the year?
A: Cherry Christmas.
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Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
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Q: What happens when a cherry tree grows up?
A: It blossoms.
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Q: What do you say when someone offers you some pie?
A: Thank you cherry much.
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Q: What did Jani Lane tell Tommy Lee?
A: She's my cherry pie....
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Q: What do you get when you cross a talk show host and a fruit?
A: Cherry Shepherd.
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