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Jai Ganesh

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Corn Jokes - IV

Q: What has ears but cannot hear?
A: A field of corn.
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If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?
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Don't tell a secrets in a cornfield.
There a too many ears.
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Q: What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn?
A: Don't look now but I think someone is stalking us.
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Q: You throw away the outside, cook the inside, then eat the outside, and throw away the inside, what am I?
A: Corn on the cob.
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