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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Doughnet Jokes - I

I was on a diet, but I donut care anymore.
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Q: What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A: A Holy Donut!
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Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A: Doughnuts.
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Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a filling.
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Q: Do you know how many grams of fat are in a Paczki?
A: Donut patronize me.
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